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Wednesday, June 09, 2010

B**i Betul!!

Dua orang kapel sedang berjalan jalan di Mid Valley. Mereka baru sahaja melangkah ke alam kapel. Bila? Sehari selepas PMR mungkin. Memasing masih tiada berlesen, jadi mereka pergi ke Mid Valley dengan menahan teksi. Pakcik yang menumpangkan, hanya mampu menggeleng kepala.

"awak, tadi kan, mak kita kata, kita dah boleh pegang handphone balik, sebab PMR dah lepas. seronok sangat kita dengar!"
"ye ke baby? i pun harap macam tu lah. boleh kita sambung message tiap tiap malam. abang rindu sangat tau sms sms dengan baby. meh sini geletek kening tu!"
"eh jangan lah! geli lah! hik hik!"

Orang lain yang melihat, pun menggeleng kepala. Kali ini mungkin sambil menahan muntah.

"eh, lepas ni awak pilih kelas apa? mak kita suruh amik kelas Sains Tulen masa form 4 nanti"
"alaaaa. i nak masuk kelas Akaun. takpalah baby, i teman u masuk Sains Tulen lah. i rela berkorban, demi cinta i dekat u"
"sweet nya awak! meh sini geletek dagu tu pulak!"
"hik hik!"

Pak guard shopping mall dah mula angkat walkie talkie. Menyampah sangat agaknya.

"em, i masih tak percaya kita dah kapel. ye lah, i ni rupa pun takda. lain la macam u."
"jangan la cakap macam tu awak. mekap ni pun kita suruh kakak kita yang bubuh. kita sendiri pun tak pandai."
"hehe. tapi, u memang cantik pun. jangan risau la. i bangga tau!"
"ish, merah muka kita. awak ni....hehe"
"iya betul. muka u, tak ubah macam Babi. hidung, mata, memang saling tak tumpah!"
"ape dia??"
"kenapa? i cakap muka u, macam Babi"
PPAAAAANNNGGGG!!
"awak la yang macam babi! kita putus!"

Si gadis lari menangis. Orang sekeliling tepuk tangan. Ada yang siap rakam. Ada juga yang bersorak gembira. Si jejaka terpinga pinga, tak pasal pasal kena lempang.

"eh, salah ke. lawa kut Babi. pelik la dia ni.."

tak percaya? sila tekan ---> Babi

13yang hensem juga cantik:

[hide] Sam said...

kelakar la awak ni..hikhikhik ;)

on 9 June 2010 at 22:04
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[hide] Unknown said...

barbie kot?
hahahaha
hadoiii
sumpah meluat tgk budak2 kapel ni.

on 9 June 2010 at 22:34
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[hide] farwalis said...

haha shian kat awek pmr tu

on 9 June 2010 at 22:45
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[hide] Keoi said...

sungguh bahaya apabila babi menjadi pujaan hati...hahahaha

on 9 June 2010 at 22:57
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[hide] Hussien, Abu Zaid said...

cukup babi... hahaha~

on 9 June 2010 at 23:26
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[hide] Q said...

mungkin bapak dia rahsia bin selamat kot. sebab tu letak nama dia babi. babi binti rahsia.

on 9 June 2010 at 23:33
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[hide] Faizul said...

muka ko pun ada macam babi gak...hahaha
gurau beb.

on 9 June 2010 at 23:40
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[hide] ismishahril said...

kunang : hansem kan?

ery : hahaha. try la tgk link tu. em, sapa tak meluat. walau rekaaan, nk menulis cukup geli. haha

farwalis : biasa lah tu. cinta beruk katakan. haha

keoi : 1st time aku teruja tgk babi

abu : memang babi!

q : hahahahahaha sengal!

dude : hehe. babi cantik takpe dude. ramai org minat.

on 10 June 2010 at 00:02
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[hide] Sharifah Fatiha said...

awak, saya dah tgk dah facebuk die. lawak betol. yg dok comment sume budak2 msia pulak tuh hahaha. hadoii~

on 10 June 2010 at 08:43
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[hide] ravishingpeacock said...

funny LOL

on 14 June 2010 at 18:40
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[hide] ismishahril said...

tiha : tahu takpe! rasa kesian pun ada gak! hahahaha

ravishingpeacock : wait till u see the fb page itself. haha

on 16 June 2010 at 12:20
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[hide] Asfan Ash said...

hahhaha aku ske yg ni!!!

on 19 June 2010 at 22:31
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[hide] ismishahril said...

kau dah usha page dia? kene spam ngan malaysian. hahaha

on 20 June 2010 at 12:34
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